Renee..your wish is my command

Heres my 7th photo....its of me and my buddy Shaun...at the nickelback concert. i didnt pick the 7th alblum cause they werent my photo's. So there you have it...I havent had anytime to do anything...let alone update...alots been going on...men are stupid...im not gonna give up..im thinkin about givung a nice guy a chance for a change and see what happens. His name is Tyler Edey. Google him and you will see a picture. Hes kinda a big deal in the pool world.hes on TV alot...well see where that goes.....ill keep ya posted!

Well Well Well.....

So i guess i should update ...been awhile....iv'e decided to get back with Jackson....he and i just clicked from the get go and i was dissapointed when he told me he wanted to try with his wife again...but im glad he wanted to at least try...i knew it wouldnt work. Ha! (my bad) so he called me up and asked me for forgiveness....and i thought why not. So we've been hanging out and getting to know each other again and its been great.! better than great actually...i can kiss him in public and show him affection and not care. We both just want to be happy ...so thats what were gonna do. I always seem to pick the hard to get ones....WTF is wrong with me..lol anyways its all good!

Im throwing Tannis a 35th Birthday party....thats right...35! mwhahaha...i hope she has fun and i really hope her friends show her how important she is! If not at least she will know I care! Im even gonna try my hand at a naughty cake...tee hee...it better turn out!

Were planning a trip at the end of march...but im so fucking broke i cant even afford to pay attention..haha...Perhaps ill win the lotto ...MWHAHAHAHA!

Well thats all thats been going on in my world...See you friday!

Its fuck you friday yet again...

Well Manny...Tannis...and Shaun...those are some pretty birds...i love you all...
so now down to business...lets see what pissed me off this week.....
~Jackson! Yes the one that could do no wrong...... did something to really make me mad...he kicked me to the curb. Yes you read it. Apperantly he has anger issues and he deals with that with alcohol. (this is why the wife left) and i dont blame her at all..i give her a high five on that one actually...why stay in a marriage when all you feel is like your getting shit on...cause asshole cant deal with his problems. I thought the world of Jackson. We had so much fun together...we shared alot with each other...and im gonna miss him. I told him I would love to still be his friend...and he keeps telling me he needs to deal with his demons alone....So im thinkin ill be here if he wants to talk..but im not gonna go outta my way to care anymore. I was nothing but nice to the guy..and what do i get in return...SHIT ON! FUCK YOU!

So ive decided to make a party outta it...its Tomorrow night...were all getting drunk in a dress and partying like its new years eve! Oh yes...dressed to the nines....and then...were gonna get sloppy drunk(not me cause i dont do that)...mwhahaha PICTURES TO FOLLOW!

Peace out and just scream it once today FUCK YOU FRIDAY!

Hmmmm.....Who shit on my week?

So i really had a shitty week...work sucked...the assholes that frequent the place certainly did a good job at pissing me off. Manners need to be used more....it takes 2 seconds to say thank you...im not your bitch...then i come home and a certain guy i know comes by to see his kids..hes not the most pleasant guy to be around...whenever hes in the room i just feel my skin crawling. I dont hate people...but i surely hate him..Like seriously do ya need to have that much hate in your body you just cant find something nice to say? Jerkoff! Guys that make my friends sad....fuck you.! who do you think you are...ok im not prejuduce....not a big fan of a few indians....there ignorant..rude...look down on ya like your a peice of shit...up yours! Waking up with a headache...why..what the fucks up with that...

This no sex in the morning thing...come on...what guy doesnt like morning sex...
Jacksons drinkin like a fish...dont you know your limits...lol I dont mind driving your car...its a tight ride....i cant say anything bad about my guy..cause hes a sweetheart....were getting closer...and i feel some major feelings towards him. im just keeping it to myself right now cause i dont want him to think im moving too fast...i cleaned his whole house the other day(cause hes got alot of cats...the cat hair is too much) and when he came home he was shocked...he told me that for his whole dating career hes never once dated a girl like me. he calls me his genuine beauty! that makes me smile....and give me warm fuzzies! I just like seeing him happy..he deserves that!

Hopefully your week went better than mine.....

Fuck you....its friday!

So its that time again...where we all can rant and get some shit off our chests...i myself only have a few things that i need to rant about...

~my drivers side window....why ya gotta break right now...i cant drive without a smoke...
~Thieving staff...why ya gotta steal....your so fired today when i see you. Tee hee.
~Drunk sex....whiskey dick sucks....stop drinking already!
~THIS FUCKEN COLD WEATHER! go away already.

Thats it this week..Other than those small things im happy as a pig in shit...my bf(gonna call him that now) is such a sweetie....i like him so much and i hope this one works out. Hes sick right now...and you know when guys are sick its a dramatic event...make something so small into something HUGE. Hes lucky he's cute.

So ladies till next week...hope you all have a good fuck you friday!

FUCK YOU FRIDAY!

Well....it is friday and we all know what that means....FUCK YOU FRIDAY...but today instead of ranting...im gonna just say it...cause i have nothing to be mad about today..im in kinda half love with Jackson...I dont have to work till Wendesday...and its my besties birthday today. So were gonna get all pretty and go to a house party...not any ordinary house party..oh no...its a sex toy party too...girl can never have too many friends under her bed if ya catch my drift...lol.

The past few weeks ive been so happy. Jackson is such a sweetheart. Hes going thru a nasty divorce but thru it all hes been nothing but kind to me. We have alot of good times...and just taking it day by day. He doesnt understand how i still stick around with all his bullshit makes him pissy. I told him when theres something wonderful standing in front of you dont let it go...im not a quitter and i said i see good times ahead so why walk away? I always tend to get myself into situations that are not normal..and this is one of them. If ya cant see me at my worst you dont deserve my best..that saying is so true. So far i havent really seen anything that scares me and he is a wonderful caring guy...and with all his crap going on in his life i cant just walk away from that...so ill see where this goes...ill keep ya posted.

Tannis went to Booster Juice yesterday and saw two hot guys ...shes like yeah Jeanette there so hot...then they kissed. Mwahaha...there gay....Poor girl...i wish she could find a normal guy that treats her good...she deserves it...Maybe ill try to pimp her out ....JK tannis...you will find him or he will find you...just wait for it...you know that saying..all good things come to those who wait!
Love you!

Peace out! and im still smiling....

Happy bday to me....

Jackson and i are in lust with each other...i love this picture..the way hes looking at me when i talk...like hes actually listening..mwhwhaa
Tannis and i were kinda smashed at this point...the room was full of love and i just had to show her how much i love her...and you can tell how much she loves me by the hand on my ass...lol...jk.we both just love this pic. Im glad i have you in my life and im so happy to call you my best friend. I mean weve known each other for 34 years and we never fight..i can tell you anything...your kids are awesome..and i love you and them dearly.
I also love this picture...i mean look at those faces...its like there both saying CHEESE! Or.....there telling crest...look at our teeth..so white..lol
It was Pete and my Birthday...his friends are losers and didnt even bother to show him a good time...good thing we love you Pete...i like sharing my day with you..and well see you next year!
Now this cake is pretty...Tannis did a wiked job on all the detail. The guys really loved it as well..im starting to think guys are weird..this poor chocolate penis went around the room...and lewd gestures and comments were flying..haha...we did manage to get some pictures but were gonna hold onto them for blackmail porpouses...lol

FUCK YOU FRIDAY!

So were gettin pretty to go out...its new years....We all had a good time...
Tannis dont hate me cause i put this pic on...but its fuck you friday!

Jackson and i ....and tannis and I...were a good lookin bunch...
I was TOLD to update. Im not in the mood....so bite my left tit..
(i love you NA-NA).
FUCK YOU FRIDAY

Guys are retards...there fucken mental..there "I want you one day...then i dont want you the next"...good to know people can just turn there feelings off and on....I really like Jackson...but its complicated and i dont even want to get into it...i just feel fucked over somehow. Whatever...Plenty of fish in the sea i say...haha...idiot!

No matter how nice you are to these guys they just fucken use and abuse...fuck ya then chuck ya...my mother told me thats what i should do to men...im gonna take her advice...oh yes im a man hater once again.

Tannis and i are planning on going on a well deserved trip...i think the sooner the better.! we need to go have some single fun somewhere...and just so you know girl my bags can be packed in 20 minutes...bikini and sunscreen thats all i need!

Shut the door already

I think i need to shut the door on a friendship...its unhealthy..heres the story....(this dates back to 2001) .I dated this guy for a year and a half...thinking we were in love..Well was i wrong..the whole time we dated he was cheating on me behind my back with this girl i know..i think i went temporarily insane. Im serious i went nuts...i wished them nothing but misery...i dont know who i hated more him or her...so a few years later after not talking to them..i got a call from her saying how sorry she was and how bad she felt...Boo fucking who...then me being so frickin forgiving...forgave her...lol...like what an idiot i am. Everyone that knows me asks me WTF. I just say lifes to short to be angry..which is true..,but then i think back and remember all the shit and hard times i had to deal with because of her i say fuck that shit. I went to visit her Saturday night...just to get outta town and have some fun...and i met this guy i talk to online...(sweetheart btw) we played pool and had some drinks...well she decided she was tired and went home...THANKS BY THE WAY! i came all that way to see her and she fucken left me there...so i thought screw it..im gonna have fun any ways ...the other 2 people we were with decided they were tired and went home...so it was just my guy friend and me...we went to this bar and had more drinks and conversation...Good times i say. So at this point we were a both on the drunk side...so we went back to Her house...passed out....woke up at 730 am to go pee...and she started freaking on me...why did you bring a stranger into our house...blah blah blah...i thought fuck you bitch ya left me at the bar with some strange guy.. and he was drunk...why ask for a DUI....After i gave her a peice of my mind... i said fuck it and drove home at 8 in the morning..i think i was half drunk...and it was super foggy. got home and passed out....but the thing i want her to know is that im tired of the way you treat people...the way you think is fucked...and all the hurt you caused me i say FUCK YOU! go to hell and dont come back. you and your preicious husband can both go fuck yourselves...im tired of you being all self rightcious... your nothing but a cheating whore that the only way to get ahead in life is to hurt people that get in your way...well right now i feel you need to hear how i feel and im offically slamming the door on this unhealthy relationship...what you did to me was not only rude and ignorant...but selfish and pathetic. Hope you the best outta life ...and may KARMA bite you two right in the ass!

Its Fuck you Friday! (WARNING LABEL) lol

can i have a fuck you friday? i just wanna say fuck you to Jaret...thanks for the 6 drunk dials last night....just so you know im not your driver take home booty call....if you want to hang out with me call at a decent hour. Had you called me and said hey im in town with my friends ..how about after your done work come pick me up i would have totally done that .......but NO! so i didnt answer any of his calls. i said screw you! gotta show him who's boss from the start so he doesnt pull that shit.

Fuck you to the "Brown Guy" that pissed on my car...you know how hard it is to get sand off your car? You wonder why us "white" people dont like you...cause you treat women like shit! Go back to your own counrty and treat your own bitches like shit! SO FUCK YOU!

Fuck you to the new bartender....i cant stand you....your annoying. I wanna fire your ass...but noone else is there to fill in. So im just gonna put up with you! Fuck!

Fuck you cheap pricks...just so you know when your in the service indusrty tips arent mandatory but we work hard to make sure your fricken happy....So there appriciated....and just so you know..everytime you dont tip your server...a puppy dies...

Fuck you Na Na for not coming down as expected...BOOOOOO!

So now thats off my chest i wanna say fuck me for being so bitchy.

See ya next friday!



Ok now thats out...feel so much better!

Happy Halloween!

So this brings us to Halloween...the one time a year you can be someone else...i was a Mile High Captain. But the question is...AM I? I had alot of opportunity's to join...but im not. Hey ive got alot of time to join..lol..and my SEXY DATE JARET! he was a spartan....he looked so hawt in a dress...I told him that we would role play at a future date with these costumes...i would love to show up at his place dressed up in my costume and show his some fun times...you know mother nature..she always picks a fine time to show her ugly face...lol...(if ya know what I mean)

This is Pam...she had a wiked costume...she is a make up artist...

We had a great time that night...

Jaret is so fun to hang out with...he loves the camera....just like me...

Tannis wanted to come out to play too...so i told her to make a costume outta the one that didnt fit me...and hers turned out awesome...

So 2 mile high club Captains meet 2 70's pornstars...lol...made for a great picture...

I had a hard time keeping my hands off him...hes so sweet and kinda says the right things at the right moments....i really enjoy his company. We got super drunk and had a blast doing it!
Thats my night in a nutshell...till next year!

Ladies and gentleman....

Im proud to introduce you to the infamous JARET....i went down to calgary on Saturday night to meet the parents and friends. We started out at Jarets friends Mikes and Cindy's house. We drank and ate steak...then it was off to the bar. Had a wiked time i guess. I blacked out so im going on what Jaret is telling me....supposedly im a wiked dancer...i fell onto the dancefloor..haha..im kinda embarrased about that but WHATEVER i was shitfaced. I dont even really recall dancing. So as the night was coming to a close we stepped outside and got a hotdog....K..really dont even remember this part at all. Mine had ketchup and that was it. Boo..cause i love mustard and relish...hell loaded would have been awesome too...so we walked across the street to our hotel and made nice with 6 cowboys in the elevator. Teehee i wonder what i said. So now the really intresting part...went up to our room and i guess i gave Jaret a strip show....k we havent even made sweet passionate love yet..and i guess i did good.! Once i was naked ..i put on his leather coat and my black boots and was lookin all sexy for myself...hahah...i wish i remember what i was doing..DAMMIT! So after that we went into the bedroom and we both just passed out...what a night..!

Next morning comes along and theres me all naked wondering WHAT THE FUCK! haha. ...then i saw the clothes all over the room and kinda had a feeling something went on...but no hes such a gentleman he told me what happened and we both had a good laugh....slept for another hour then it was time to check out. I wasnt feeling so great...we went to get our cars and went to this little dinner and had some breakfast. I oredered toast. and had one bite. Had a glass of OJ and decided it was time to puke.! so after that i felt way better. Off to meet the parents...HOW AWESOME ARE THEY! They were so sweet.. they sure love Jaret and his brother Jonas. we all ate dinner and drank good wine.
So its time to go home...we stop to get gas...and he fills my tank for me ...and then looks at me and says..i didnt get enough cuddle time can you come spend the night with me...im like awwwwe. this guy is so sweet...im so happy to have met him...finally (i know i say this everytime) but i think this one is sweet and a keeper. Now the unveiling....(i just showed tannis and she liked the screen) hes sexy!

Its foxy friday...

And ive decided to be the fox...took some bad ass pics of myself...gotta love self portraits..haha.

Things with Jaret are going slow...which is fine...i dont wanna rush things. Havent seen him since monday...cause he works nightshift..and by the time he wakes up its time to go to work..but we talk everyday . I really enjoy the conversations we have. hes so sweet!! and he has a good sence of humor. ha makes me laugh..which is somthing i need outta a guy. Were planning on hanging out Saturday night...i think im gonna make him dinner...and then just see what the night has to offer.


Wish me luck....who knows this one just might be the one...haha i know i say that about them all..but hey ya never know...

I just noticed my blog is becoming my dating diary..haha.. Just wait till things get serious...how saucy it might get...so for all you anal retentive bitches...you might wanna stop reading now...

I met a boy....i met a boy....

and hes sexy...and single...and doesnt have baggage...finally ...I wish i had a pic to show you all...but im sure if you wait a bit one will show up...Im just sittin here wondering whats gonna happen next...He lives in sylvan lake...owns his own house...has a full time job thats hes been at forever. So hopefully this one is a keeper...ill keep you posted.

In other news...nothing is going on! haha....Have a great day ladies.!

its about time...

My favorite people in the world are amazing..i love them. I was adopted into this family and there all so special to me. Tannis has a heart of gold and i love her dearly. She does such nice things for me and i dont know how i could ever repay her.

...so here it goes the rants...hahahahaha....Tim and i broke up..hes a slob ....druggie...loser...has no respect for women...ya we went away in love..thinking im gonna marry this one(puke) and came back disgusted and revolted by the kinda person i saw . He may look all good on the outside..but inside hes a a lost soul..has no clue!

So single again i say...i signed up for Plenty of Fish...its a stoooopid dating site...so im going thru all these profiles and come across this one called Shoots13 ..wow hes pretty hot...so i message him and were talking for a few weeks make a plan to meet.........he stood me up.....k....i can understand he drove all night from Williams lake...so we make it for the next night...oh and the fucker had the nerve to stand me up again....then ..at 3am he calls me...like get bent ya fucker! i text messaged him the next day cause i didnt feel he deserved a call....saying Hey thanks for wasting my time....and he shouldnt make promises he couldnt keep......SO i decided i give up on the dating scene. Fuck it.!

Renee came to town to visit...and we had some kareoke fun...got loaded...well elagantly wasted. did some shopping...had some laughs...photoshoots...everytime she comes we always have a blast...why dont you just move in here and well be the golden girls...im telling ya im thinkin men are asshole losers...well all just grow old together and use and abuse the men we desire...haha...RIGHT! (im so funny sometimes) Come back baby! SOON! or hey i should come there.! In the pic i knew Renee wanted to grope me more but she CHICKEN...haha

Work is going to be super busy! Gotta find me a bartender. Boss said he was gonna put an add in the paper...RIGHT im thinking...i should just do it myself. i have to work steady till the 13th. Oh ill be a hoot to be around i bet.....i just wanna go somewhere december im thinkin. My Gf Alissa needs a partner in crime so save save save...thats all ill be doing.

Other than that just doing my thing and hoping one day my ship will come in...im not gonna swim out to find it though.....

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

I cant believe that in 2 days ill be outta here ....sunday morning at 8am....leaving my world to go try something else...Tim will have me boating to flying his model airplanes...to canoe rides..hikes aroung the island...it will be like survivor but with a comfy place to sleep.. Im still kinda sick about having to shit in an outhouse for 3 weeks....EEEWWW I dont wanna mommy....lol The things we do for love eh! Well he did say he would make me a potty for the middle of the night and i though...aww..still gross. I stocked up on purell and bringing a nose plug.


Ill be missing the Seether concert...which i really hope someone buys my ticket....cause that would be a waste ...someone should enjoy it. And hey ladies ..when your doing pics...you should leave a spot so you can "insert cool Jnut here" winks...Have fun and hope you dont do anything i wouldnt do...so that leaves it WIDE OPEN!

So enjoy the rest of your summer and see you in SEPT!

So hey....

Nothing is really new this week...still in love...happy too.! i met an awesome guy...i really am having difficulties believing it. Tim came into my life at the best time. I didnt want anyone in my space i didnt want to have to do the relationship thing...and then when i fell in love with him that all changed. Im thinking one day...not anytime soon..i might even get married to him...if he should so choose to ask me. I would not say no....i finally found my pirince.....so to all the fricken frogs out there that i had to kiss....thank you for your company and so long!

Ive totally cut down on my drinking and i dont go party. just work and then I see Tim on my days off as time permits. I just want a normal life just like everyone else. i still dont want kids but Tim did mention that we could talk about the possibility of adopting a 6 or 7 year old....who knows...we just dont do crying and whining well.....winks.!

Leaving in 9 days to go to Tim's cabin in Ontario....small island off Lake Huron. Should be a blast. im gonna take alot ...ALOT of pics..cause there wont be really alot of things to do besides each other...wink wink...were gonna get alot of exercise though...Tim wants to take me all over the place in his boat. Im thinking as long as theres sunshine and Tim..ill be happy....i cant wait to get to know him more.....

So thats all i got for now....still smiling....shit eating grin is more like it!

Im leaving....

...on a jet plane...and unfortunalty i will be coming back again. Tim (my sexy hot boyfriend) bought me a ticket to go with him to his cabin this summer....were leaving August 17th and coming back begining of September. I cant wait either...if anyone needs a vacation its me....ive been at my job since Sept 2006 and have yet to take a holiday. So yes im due. Im still living at Tannis's house with the brats..wink wink.....The move to Calgary is still in the works.....its just on hold. I really wanna do that but i dont wanna just up and leave. I need to get to know my bf first alot more....

I guess i wont be going to see Seether with the girls ...which sucks ill miss a good time. But if i know the girls they will have just as much fun as if i was there...! Take lots of pics ladies.....

Renee i wanna say thanks again for making my page all pretty.....awww....its awesome! I appreciate it ! Come see us soon!

So i bought some new jeans yesterday....i love them...got them super cheeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Tannis is so hating me...but soon my dear these will be on your ass...till then you can just admire them from afar...he he..Thanks to Renee...i got this wonderful shot...haha thanks girl!

All is good....

3 times in one week...wow...ive been seeing alot of Tim lately..and guess what..its official...he's calling me his girlfriend now...introduces me as that..and its not even freeking me out...lol...good god what has this guy done to me...im not freeked out at all either....so far so good...

Guess what......

K...so i got a little camera happy with my big bad self...i got a little burnt sitting out on the deck..YOUCH!

in other news...I'm moving to Calgary...yes that's right...Moving outta Red Deer...Met a boy also...his name is Tim..he is a sweetheart..like no other guy Ive met by far...his personality is awesome...we get along perfect. Very easy on the eyes...and hes built like a brick shithouse...he's 38...he makes me feel happy inside....which i havent really felt in awhile about guys...so ill keep you posted on how that turns out.

The reason I'm moving to Calgary is to run a Bed and Breakfast...Elbow River Manor ...Google it...its a sweet pad...its up in Mount Royal ..the snooty area of Calgary...Ill live rent free and get paid to work there...and I'm thinking i don't wanna pass that up...plus ill get to see Tim more often...woot woot....I think ill be able to make it work..and meet all sorts of new people...from all over the world...its a 4 star B&B...and ill be running the whole show....kinda scary but I'm ready for the challenge...Bring it on I say....

My girl Tannis is going in for her surgery...and she will be laid up for awhile....she said shes gonna tan her ass ...so i guess when shes out there ill have to roll her over so she doesn't burn like this big dummy did...i hope all works out for her and she can feel better...I love her more than i love my own sister...shes helped me out so much and i just want her to know that i love her! and thank you my girl...

So i guess its time i go bake myself some more ..but I'm just getting my back this time...lol

Peace out!
Still smiling!

ITS FRIDAY!

Me and my girl Teresa....had a few drinks that night let me tell ya....lol


This is my cutie pie Monty...we have this whos the better player game going on.....lol.....hes that guy that a girl wants but doesnt want at the same time....did that make sence?
He reminds me of a little squirrel...lol little chubby cheeks....teehee...i just really like him...ALOT...he just doesnt know it!..and noone needs to tell him....you know who you are...

Thursday Smiles....

Where has the time gone...

K first of all...why the hell cant I upload a freeeeekin picture...its not workin dammit,....so i guess you will just have to listen to what i gotta say instead...haha
nothing much has changed ..besides i live at Tannis's now...boys are still dum dums...drinking myself into an early grave i tell ya...Renee was in town for the weekend ..and we got our drink on ...more than one occasion...we had a blast...the night we went to the vat...well that was probably one of the best times ive had in along time...just went ....left all the worries and problems at home...got there flirted with some boys ...drank our faces off....didnt give a rats ass who was watchin when i danced...and got shit faced...woooo...then ...closed the bar down...and hopped in a taxi and went home...to some yum leftovers...think we woke the whole house up..haha...drunk girls...so silly...

Met a really awesome girl...name is Asia....she rocks...my newest addition ti the girls club...just been hanging out shootin the shit and torturing the boys...cause they deserve it dammit....

Ill be workin my ass off the whole month of May cause this stupid ass bartender that i got has decided she deserves a vacation...well i hope she loves every minute of it....People think im wonderwoman...well i am..but tee hee....im gonna be workin with no days off..so im thinkin ill either be bitchy as hell or after im done workin the whole month of MAY payback is a bitch!....and i know she wont be able to handle it....stupid 20 year old girls....well enough ranting...haha...im gonna make the most of it and just have fun doing it...

Keep gettin stood up by these stupid boys...wtf...but im not gonna sit here and cry about it...lol...im gonna laugh it off!!

Chillin out!

So its been awhile since ive updated....this is me and the little sick man Vaughn....hes not feelin too good lately...but hes always got time for a photo shoot...lol....So cute....

Movin again....at the end of march..anyone wanna help me?..i dont have much stuff...winks...

Still single...and lovin it...i forgot how to date i think...get asked out alot...but its by 20 year olds...boo...they think im in my 20's its all good but i want a MAN..

id like to write more but my life isnt that intresting lately..with work and sleep..no time to put my beer goggles on...BOO...savin for my trip still...anyone wanna come with?..im sure we'd have fun winks....

Still smilin....oh ya baby!!

I need a vacation...

I seriously need to get away...im thinkin last minute...cheap as borche....just wanna lay my ass on the beach and relax....been on my mind for a while now...shitty thing is...i dont wanna go alone...but i will if i have too....i wanna save my money and go somewhere ive never been before....i can go to Puerta Vallarta for under 500 bucks...but ive been there...why go there again...it wasnt that great of a time....if i was to go anywhere again...it have to be Cuba...but i got Jamacia on the brain....just wanna go to try the ganga there...lol...and to see what Jamacia has to offer....lol..so ladies if anyone wants to get away..and get away sooner than later....HELLO...let me know..peace out !!!

New Years Photo's?

Hey....go to facebook and check out the pics there...too many to add here..we drank....we ate...we party'd our asses off....some of us even made complete ass's of ourselves...hey and i think it was me...just dont recall...oh well it was all good!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Soooooo,,....hope everyone had a blast new years eve..,,,i know i did...Tannis is a star...she threw a fondue party..made all sorts of yummy things to eat...she invited a bunch of people but they didnt bother to show up...RUDE...anyways girl your the best!! I invited Chad as my date...and he did a good job at showing up and playing the role...the clock struck midnight and we all kissed each other...well I kissed all the girls...cause you know if your wanting a kiss i got lots of those to give.

So my new years resolution is to get rid of all the negative people in my life...and to stop smokin...wish me luck..ha ha

BEST WISHES TO YOU ALL!

Hey...i forgot to throw a pic in the last post...heres the latest of my big bad self...lol


CHEESE!!!!

Frozen....

So hey...turn up the heat...brr...k ladies..i think its time we start savin our money and book our tickets outta this deep freeze...

got up this morning and thought..what the hell...why cant it just be summer all year long..

Oh heres the man update....my life since i met Chad..cut down on my smokin...dont drink everyday...well i still have one or two here and there,..but i havent put my beer goggles on in a long time 3 weeks to be exact...lol...chad and i are having so much fun getting to know each other...i cant believe i finally met a NICE guy....not a jerk...dont get me wrong..he is still a man and he still has his man faults...lol...i think hes cute...i have nothing bad to say about him...big hugs for him.

So after reading all your blogs i feel that i should say hi more often...my cj is out there and please dont laugh...its kinda plain..but hey...ya gotta start somewhere right...it will get better i promise...peace out bloggers!

Well ladies...guess what....

Remember all those times i said men are only good for one thing...and men suck and men ewww....well let me tell ya..I MET A BOY...and hes so awesome....so far in the last 2 weeks ive known him...i cant find anything wrong with him....im changing my wicked ways...i cut down smoking...cause why would he have to kiss an ashtray....i wouldnt ...and i dont drink nearly enough these days...and im in bed early..he he...only cause i cant help myself...now let me fill you in on him...


His name is Chad...hes 34..hes 6'2 brown hair green eyes...Instructor at the Red Deer College..(Electrical)...he has 2 girls...they dont live with him (every other weekend)...his little girl loves me ..and shes so cute...her name is Charlize...well here ill just post a pic...and judging by the look on my face you can tell how happy this guy makes me.....


Oh before i forget..i finished my CJ..my first one..so when you get it..DONT LAUGH...lol

Where does the time go...

...well i started seeing this guy...like a boyfriend girlfriend kinda relatinship...and im not too sure where it could go...or even if I want it to go anywhere....its kinda freekin me out a but....but for now..this guy is really sweet...so well just see where it goes ..im not gonna push him away like i have done to so many before...this guy is diffrent....the only thing i dont like about him is....well you know how men can be childish...goofy....get on my last nerve kinda guy??..well ya thats the thing that bothers me...should I say something or just think its cute....HMMMMM....i guess well just have to see how it pans out......

...started a circle Journal.....Tannis invited me...so now i guess i gotta dig out the old scrap shit...LOVELY....ha ha....i got so much shit but no ambition to do anything...so im gonna just take it all over to Tannis house and make her do it....ha ha ...Just kidding I got some talent in there somewhere.....

...still workin at the Corner Pocket...I threw a party for halloween ....but it wasnt a big turnout...BOOOOOO

....Playing in the tuesday night fun Leauge...and im number one shooter for the ladies...outta 10...thats right im number one....i wont let it go to my head......mwahahahahaha

So other than just the same old shit differnt day.....
PEACE OUT!

UPDATE THIS!

So ya want an update on whats been going on??....well let me tell ya...moved all my shit outta Todd's....and into Tannis's little brothers house in Innisfail.....apparently Todd's not the person I thought he was...hes the kinda guy thats so nice to your face...then..behind your back when your not lookin he totally bashes ya...he says he doesnt ...but if we all know Todd...hes lying...Todd and lying go hand in hand...like last weekend at the Vat...this chick comes up to me and tells me that I was hitting on her boyfriend....(i probably was..beer goggles) But...it was just conversation....and she tells me even your roommate thinks your a dirty whore...lol....so i conronted his sorry ass...and DENY....i almost got my ass kicked ....good thing they love me at the vat..and the bouncer bounced her ass outta there....so needless to say Todds a LOSER

So what else...hmmmm Crazy Carl...why does that boy have to talk...cant he just look good?...NO...hes gotta talk..and when he does I dont want anything to do with him...cause hes frickin crazy....but i just cant help myself...

Hmm ...lets talk Telus shall we....CRAP service and crap phone....lost all my contacts..pictures...music...ringtones...wonder if they will reemburse me?,...im thinkin NO...gong show fuckers....

I told one of my guy friends to beat it...cause he keeps pushing a relationship...but I dont want one with him...or with anyone for that matter....dont guys get that yet...
Men are to be used and abused...lol...JK

Tannis & Renee you better be gettin your tequila drinkin beer goggles on ...Keith Urban is waiting to party with us...

Started to scrapbook....dammit...im one of you nerds....ha ha...ill post one of my works of art when i get something done...then you can all laugh and point fingers and go HA HA!!!....lol

My work gave me a juicy raise....gonna play in the pool league this year...and were gonna win win win

Yes its one of those days....facebook is addicting....sorry i havent posted any juicy stories for ya lovlies!....

Till next time......LOVES YA!

My Favorite Song...

She grew up in an indiana town
Had a good lookin momma who never was around
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them indiana boys on an indiana night

Well she moved down here at the age of 18
She blew the boys away, it was more than theyd seen
I was introduced and we both started groovin
She said, I dig you baby but I got to keep movin
...on,
keep movin on

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin in and im
Tired of this town again

Well I dont know what Ive been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
Im tired of screwing up, Im tired of goin down
Im tire of myself, Im tired of this town
Oh my my, oh hell yes
Honey put on that party dress
Buy me a drink, sing me a song,
Take me as I come cause I cant stay long

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin in and im
Tired of this town again

T heres pidgeons down in market square
Shes standin in her underwear
Lookin down from a hotel room
Nightfall will be comin soon
Oh my my, oh hell yes
Youve got to put on that party dress
It was too cold to cry when I woke up al one
I hit the last number, I walked to the road

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin in and im
Tired of this town again

I miss blogland

I miss blogging....I miss humpday hotties...i miss stalking you fuckers...ha ha...remember im the one that has no kids and doesnt give a rats ass what ya think....ya thats me ..im still around.....im sittin here....wondering what the fak....where is everyone..doesnt anyone have fun anymore.....well life has been fun and intresting the last few weeks...met some intresting people...Canada Day was a blast..met this guy and he seems like a fun guy...too bad he works his ass off..and doesnt really have time for silly girls like me...His name is Micah.Momma likes Micah...hes still a baby though...
.ps..this pic kills me and i think man hes one sexy dish...dont tell him i said that.
.and i think i like him...more than a girl should.....one day when he takes the time to get to know me...he might think the same about me...but time will tell...
...So let me tell you why im being all serious and shit...........ummm its beacause im a little intoxicated...went to the REDSTONE in RED DEER and got intoxicated with my girl TANNIS...fun stuff i tell ya,...she rocks..dont tell her that though...oh ya Tannis....when you grabbed Kims ass...his little lady friend was lookin...and im thinkin shes gonna have words with my bud Kim...ill let ya know how it pans out...

My roomie is driving me MENTAL....he doesnt see the forest thru the trees and it makes me mad...I just wanna slap him..one day i tell ya...Im gonna SNAP!


K..drunk chick is done and wants to call it a nite..but there is sooooo much more beer to drink...

I'll talk to you people soon...Kiss Kiss

Well HOLY HELL...she lives

Well...i guess its time to let you people know whats been going on in my world..

Well I finally decided to get my shit together...and clean up my act....HA HA HA RIIIIIGHT...who am i kidding...I been doing the same ole shit differnt day...Been hanging out with this Micah..a guy i met on Canada day...but the shitty thing is that he went to Yemen....Yemen..where the hell is Yemen...hes gonna be gone for a month..which is good..cause I cant be around men for too long without them driving me crazy...So were just gonna see where that goes...

Summer for me so far is good...havent done the first float down the river yet...I was invited to go a few days ago ...but too buzy with my man friend CORONA..ha ha....
well i just got informed that im being recruted to go get sod....SOD...where is the frickin fun in that...lol....guess i shouldnt have worn my white pants...lol

Well see ya all in a month ..ha ha..my roomie is still not in the paying the bills mood...so till then people....

Never ending battle

Well its tuesday...and im not hungover...whats going on...haha...i been hanging out with my Friend...420ing it up...gettin some pool in...and just takin it easy...I miss my friend Rick...just not the same when you go dancin. My "friend" Carl.....well it seems that its a never ending battle he has with the PHYCO chick he used to date...i call it like i see it and i think shes a drama queen..she needs a good punch to the back of her head(did I just say that out loud?)...fuckin Jelous C word! She doensnt know how to let go...and the sad thing is....i dont think he has the balls to tell her to leave him alone...maybe one day when he can do that ill concider more than a friendship with him..but till then he can call me all hours of the nite...cause i dont need my sleep right..i tried the go Fak yourself card...but that didnt work...so ill just try being his friend and just let him rant and rave about nothing that concerns me...i didnt really sign up for that but hey...i like other peoples Bull Shit weighing me down ... i have no problems of my own....Shitty thing is...theres something about this crazy guy that i like...and i think im just gonna have to stay away and move on...cause momma always said..dont put up with no crap from any man.....

I get to go to work and sweat my ass off ...whats wrong with company's not putting air conditioning in there buisness's..????
Nicoles last day is Thursday...and I get to take over her position....oh gooooodie I say...HA HA..can ya feel the sarasim in that.,...

Its hump day!

Guess what...i got no internet AGAIN....guess im gonna have to drool over Renee's hottie...or just find a real one...hehe.

Sometimes ya just gotta say ..What the fuck am I doing...i dont need a wake up call or anything..but theres this guy i know..hes a real sweetheart...as much as hes one ..i cant deal with all the stress he has...he says only a few more days ..weeks...but i know after the fact...its only gonna be the same...same old stories...and the stress i have from it..its just not worth my energy...i spend all my time trying to make him feel better about things..and at the same time..im forgetting what i want from life...i dont want to have to try to make things work..make someone else feel good...I want it to come naturally...but its not ..so ive decided as much as a sweetheart he is...i cant stress myself over it. Move the frick on i say...and hey if he wants a friend i can be that...but thats all im willing to give.

So on the same note...work is going alright...the beer goggles have been used 3 times this week.....jesus...but hey ..its all good...no harm no foul.

Summer is coming and you know what that means....road trips...havent decided where yet..but i feel one coming on...my friend Alisa wants me to go see her in Vancouver...and he on my way..hehehe..i should stop in Kamloops..and see soem friends I met in Mexico...

So im off to work her...have a great one!

What the hell...

K..its 9am..and im up..some smart ass made the alarm for the whole building go off...and im thinkin what the hell ...guess sleepin in isnt in the cards today...i went to bed pretty early last nite anyway so i should get some shit done around the house...or after this blog writttin ill just hop back into bed and relax for a few hours...

I think ill call man candy up and go for a blade and some lunch...and then work later tonite..

Wednesday (hd) means 3.99 Belini's at Moxies are on my priority list for the day...already got a hot date..hehe..


Renee came up this weekend and she's a really cool chick...you can veiw her blog to see the pics..she calls me a nutbar to the core..i say we were cut from the same cloth.cause shes just as silly as me and Tannis....thats probably why we get along so good...

Went to Bran Ho's Sunday nite...only becuase every other place was dead...Rick..my buddy from the poolhall is in town and he was talkin about how much he loves to dance...so i called him up and said hey im on my way to come get ya..lets go shake some bon bon...and boy did we...got there and slammed 4 tequila and 2 beer...and then i was ready to shake my money maker..haha...danced all friggin nite...i barely kept up..sweated my ass off...thought i had a ride home..but i guess he fell asleep...doesnt matter though...I made Tannis come back and get us..hehe...the perks of driving my car to the bar...always get a ride home...Thanks Tannis...Loves ya!

Well I think im gonna go nap..hehe...

My God Daughter is Edmonton's Sunshine Girl Today...

This is my God Daughter Sheena...she's 22. I remember when i was 22...i didnt look like that...hehe...one can only wish right...well anyways Sheena...your lookin great and I hope all the boys eat there hearts out!

Why cant people just be NORMAL????

...is that so much to ask? I met this guy..i thought he was something else..but turns out hes not that nice of a person...he thinks he is....and he may be...but i have yet to see it...granted everyone has there problems...but this guy has too many problems to even deal with himself..at the end of the day i decided I didnt want that anymore...sometimes i would rather just be alone than have to be weighed down with someone elses Bullshit. And let me tell ya...HOLY FUCK...All I can say is I hope he gets the help he needs and works out his hatred for his x GF's.
And hey if your reading this post...please stop calling my friends...we understand you just wanna talk..but calling 50 times in a hour is frickin redonculous...dont call me at work either..i dont need the stress...

So its Saturday and its a new day to be me...and unfortunattly i gotta work..BOOO....

Renee and Tannis ...you better not have drank all the Vodka Cosmo's cause i think im gonna come over there before work. It will make my day go by alot better than it did yesterday...I should have drank those 50 cajillion shots I was offered...hehe
And I need my Baby Vaughn fix...and i would love to come pick on the rest of the ones that can talk..hehe

Sexy man candy...

This guy for some reason is sexy to me...he's not as huge as I ussually like them ...but hes HOT i tell ya....even before he removed his mole...MOLEY MOLEY MOLE....hehe...go check out Renee's sexy peice of work..YOWSA

Get to know me,...

1. Where is your mobile? anywhere I am...practically glued to my head!
2. Your Partner? In crime? At home with her babies...
3. Your hair? in need if a cut and dye job
4. Your mom? Died of breast cancer in 98. I miss her.
5. Your dad? Died in November...barely knew him.
6. Favourite thing? Besides tequila?....good times with friends
7. Your dream in the last night? I was workin in a buzy bar and made killer tips
8. Your favourite drink? Tequila and Rye
9. Your favourite Car?Mitsubishi Eclipse
10. The room where you are? Carl's office...needs a good dusting i tell ya
11. Your last partner? Carl...and still is
12. Your fear? Spiders and snakes
13. What would you like to be in 10 years? In love with someone special!14. With whom did you spend the yesterday evening? Carl
15. What are you not? a pushover.
16. What was the last you did yesterday? Talked to my friend Juanita online. And smoked a big fat one...hehe
17. What do you wear right now? Capri Pants and a white tank top.
18. Your favourite book? Anything James Patterson
19. What was the last you ate yesterday? Ketchup Chips..mmm
20. Your life? Is not where I expected to be but right where I want for today.
21. Your mood? right now...im feelin no pain and im happy.
22. Your friends? Tannis is my glosest friend and I love her...id do anything for her.
23. What are you thinking right now? how good this rye and coke is and how sexy carl is..hehe
24. What are you doing right now? Waiting for Carl to get back here with more RYE.
25. Your summer? is gonna rock...and im gonna have fun no matter what
26. What runs in your television? Mostly CSI and Poker...the odd reality show.
27. When did you laugh the last time? When I was watching Will and Grace..those HOMO's are funny.
28. When did you cry the last time? The other night...memories
29. School? Would love to go back.
30. What are you hearing right now? Peace and Quiet
31. Favourite weekend activity? Getting together with friends.
32. Dream Job? Interior Design
33. Your computer? Its not mine..its todds.
35. Beer? Corona
36. Mexican food? YUMMY
37. Winter? I hate the cold....i love summer
38. Religion?I believe in God..
39. Vacation? Wanna go to Jamacia Man
40. On your bed? Brown comforter and 5 Pillows
41. Love? Is for the weak hearted...

Funny HA HA....

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.

So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY." The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her " KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY." So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince. THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

SHE TURNED INTO ..

THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!

She's old . NOT DEAD !

OLD LADIES ROCK!

Yee frickin ha...its hump day...

.....and you know what that means Renee...we get to see man breasts...mmm...gotta love them bad boys..i was thinkin this week ill...hmmm...let me see here..this hot guy im seeing..{cant help myself}....and my favorite Ryan Reynolds you say....OK..yowsa yowsa yowsa....enjoy ladies...

Frick its wednesday....

K..theres no beating Renee's hump day hottie this week so im gonna just drool over hers...this week im gonna change it up a bit and call it WHY ME WEDNESDAY...lol

I met this guy..and hes super sexy ...sports a hot bod...hard man titties..kinda guy that would pick you up with one hand and toss you on the bed and man handle you in a good way...let me tell ya..most guys ive dated in the past were just wimps compared to this guy.....when someone looks at you in a way that makes your panties wet ..just cant help myself...to take the good with the bad..the bad.....he talks about his ex GF's ...ALOT..now isnt it a fax pas to do that when your with a girl?....this guy i tell ya...needs a big spank..I went over to his house the last 4 nites.....im thinkin you know what...how about we talk about my ex's and see how you feel...

...boys are dumb throw rocks at them...BUT...i kinda like this guy....
Why me...why cant this guy just shadap already..

Weeee HOOOO..

Can someone please give me a tissue to wipe the drool all over this keyboard...Sexy peice of man candy..where are the guys that look like this in Red Deer...seriously..come on..share with sugar bear...

So i gotta work this weekend..which sucks cause the girls are partying it up in Edson..my old stompin grounds..But hey someone has to pay my bills..cause i have yet to find me a sugar daddy...you guys better have a few for me..

Ive been a bad girl lately...A.A. has a chair with my name all over it..you know my friend beer goggles..well i thought i gave them to Tannis to hold..but somehow ive been wearing them again..not gonna name names..but ive been his cuddle bunny for the last 3 nights..and when i get up i think ...WTF...can someone pull an intervention on my sorry ass already... I went out with sick girl on Sunday..and i was talkin to some serious man candy and then i saw puppy dog eyes and felt sorry for the guy...and let him take me home...you know when your in the pet store and the one dog looks at you and says please please pick me...well frick..i picked him...and now i gotta shake him off somehow...i like him kinda...not mr right..but hes my mr right now..one day ill smarten up...

havin fun..livin life...doin my thing..and enjoying every minute of it...LITTERALLY..haha

Relaxin with the Vaughn man!

Look at this little sweetie...I couldnt help myself but kiss him. Tannis you make CUTIE PIES...im gonna eat him...mmm

Lookin for a carpenter anyone??

I heard some of us are needing a carpenter...well ...im the carpenters dream..Flat as a board and easy to lay...TEEEHEEEE. I was gonna put some half naked men on today..but hey why for..this guy looks great with them on...see i can keep it PG...you just gotta have a little faith in me.

So I went for that interview yesterday and im thinkin i might just go for it..has potential..its workining for Supreme Air. A sales job..never worked in sales..but apperently it has loads of potential..if i put my mind to it i could be makin all sorts of fat cash. Maybe its time to step outta the box and go for it. See what this brain can actually do. Besides think of sexy boys and Cervasa's. WInks. Ill let ya know more about it tomorrow..the big day of desision.

Oh ya before i forget,..Tannis and I had to laugh at this pic of these two boys...not a very flatterning pic but hey..its a good story....

The guy in the black coat was thinking i was his girlfriend or something..but in reality i already told him that i wasnt lookin for anyhthing serious...didnt get that part poor guy...so were at Bellinni's havin a good time and my friend Carl shows up..cant ignore a friend right..so i stood there and talked to him for a bit..Tannis is like.."photo opp" and this is the outcome...

So im thinkin ..cause im such a smart ass...Hey Guy in Black coat...can ya hold my beer so I can

kiss this cute boy..

K...it didnt happen that way but hey good story...I had to sneak a kiss in there later on that nite..im such a badassssss. You would be surprised on whats under that shirt...nice man breasts.

And for the black coat guy..come on theres no gettin attached to this chicka..thanks for the cuddles though.

Have a great day ladies...

Still Smilin

Where has the time gone

So its been awhile since ive been a blog nerd...been buzy with life..lookin for a job..got an interview today..hopin i get it cause its a really good job. The night life is gonna come to a screaching halt..Time to join the land of the living...sleepin all day has its perks..but ...the beer goggles have been used way too much lately. The boys i seem to be findin are gettin way too attached for my liking and you know me..i dont like the attached thing...unless your worthy that is..
So i guess im gonna go get ready for my big interview now..wish me luck ladies...